
w00t! It's Mario for your DOS computer FTW!
But hold those goomba stomping tendencies there, buckshot! This Mario game, called "Mario.exe" installs a WORM virus that will likely be for the win on your computer; stealing files, bogging down operations, all the fun crap that a virus oughta give ya.
Delete the game shown above if you have it. I'm gonna run up to take it off of my Windows 95 machine after this. It's been on there for a few years, actually. Thank goodness it hasn't been connected to the internet since '97.
This has been a public service announcement from the RECTOR SCRIPT AND Z-LOT POPULATION CONTROL SOCIETY, otherwise known as the RSaZPCS. It's very easy to remember! :lol: