Half Life: Full Life Consequences 3

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I love the Full Life Consequences fanfics. They're just so very hilarious. I can't help but laugh when I see those Garry's Mod vids. In fact, here's some links:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ

So incredibly epic. So incredibly epic that I, TRON.dll, have created the third story in the epic series, in TRUE HLFLC style! Check it:

Note that this takes place directly after the second one, so it's best to watch that one first. Here goes:

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John Freeman was sadmad and angry. teh headcrab had eaden gordens brains and so john took out wepon and shot the headcrap inthe face with his ghun really fast because he was sad and upsety! John Freemen said "I am sad that you are ded bro but I killd the hedcrap that eat your brain. John Freeman buried his brtother Gorden Feeman under teh ground but not with all of the other bosss but in a differnt place becuse the bossess wer bad and gordan wus not. John Freeman left ravendolm on his motercycle witch he fillled upwith gas at a gas station near ravenholm. As he drobe throuh the countrysides, he noticed that they were not nice anymore becasue everything was gone and the bids wer not there where john freman was at. John Freeman finaly got bak to hiz office were he worked and was alright because a day had passed sinse gorden dide. Jogn freeman then saw his boss. His boss said "john freeman u where not here yesterday why??" and jon sed "because I was killing headcrabs and zombies ghosts in ravengholdm". "Ok" said john freemans boss as john went to type on his computer. johhn then checked his email and has a message from his mother. He read the message. It said "Jogn freeman were are u? You missd thanksgiving dinner and did not bring gorden wuts rong? I miss u very much come home soon lov mom". John Freeman got sad and starded playing a game on his computer without the boss looking. Then the boss came in. John saw taht the boss had headcrapbs tho so he minimised the game so that the headcrab boss cudnt see the game and he said "YOU ARE ANOTHER HEADCRAB ZOMBIE AND I WILL KILL TYOU" and he pulled out a roket laumcher frum under his working desk and shot the boss in the face. He then sed "the headcrabs are ataking aggen" and so he had to gho. john freeman went out the offce and saw lots an lots of hedcrabs and sed "DIE HEADCRABS YOU EATD MY GORDEN FREEMANS BRAINS" and so he shot them all with his grenade wich he had. John Freeman then got in a car and started driving to the countryside where things werent pretty and nice but insted unprettuy and dead. john freeman then rememberd whut the zomby goasts sed at ravenhodlm "You will become one of us" he rememberd them saying and so he cept driving. John freeman looked out the window and saw a deer on the road but a headcraB jumpd on it and jogn freeman shot it with his gun wihc he had. John freeman then finded the hedcrab nest place and yelled "IL'L GET YOU EVL HEDCRABS" andhe ran into the base and shot rockets at them and they died and there were explosions and lots of colors. John Freeman was screaming but then fell on a ledge. "OHNO" yelled john freeman "I'M GOING TO DIE" then a peice of a ded hedcrab fell on jon freeman and john freeman fell into a fire and blew up. THn John Freeman was a zombie ghoast but he was hapy becus all the headcrabs and evil zombies were dead. There waz a police officer near the explosion that saw john freeman kill all the headcrabs and die. He went and tolld the newspaper about it and mrs freeman saw it and got sad and happy at the same time. Everyone inthe town was happy alot becaus all of the zombies were dead.....as far as they new..

To be continued??
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Does it scream EPIC WIN?

[TRON.dll]

Meant to say this earlier, I am looking for someone to narrate the video I'm gonna make. Prefferably in the same way as the first two.

[SweatyPyro]

Good luck with that.

[TRON.dll]

Good luck with that.

Thanks for you're enthusiasm, lol.

Does anyone know how to do the sound distortion effect used on the narrators voice in the original two? It's like somewhat of a radio static effect. Kinda hard to explain, if you have somewhat of an idea on what I'm talking about and how to do it in Audicity, please tell me.